james-egbert:

sassmafrassers:

Bro teaches Dave how to fix his own wounds

and to kill spiders with bats obv.

siGH 

and this is why i love you dearly <3

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(originally sassmafrassers / via jakeurbate)

rat-posion-for-dinner:

PepsiCola BECAUSE I FUCKING CAN

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merlinsfuckingbeard:

My dad was sitting beside me on the computer and saw this folder

He asked me if it was a folder filled with ‘erotic fanfiction about homosexuals’

I then proceeded to show him what was in it 

He then walked away muttering something about me being pretentious 

thank god I have my ‘erotic fanfiction about homosexuals’ in this folder tbh

Posted 1 June 2012, 6 minutes ago | 5,545 notes | reblog this post
(originally merlinsfuckingbeard / via berseker)
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(originally tlkpridelands / via youngmalka)

basstrip:

dearsweetcasey:

ohcorny:

chickens don’t make sense

chiquelibrium

 #must remain constant at all times

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(originally tanku / via snippysnippycrabkristine)

thorhead:

those gifs that you are just looking for any excuse to use in a post

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yaosnonexistentmanhood:

apparently people also dislike china

that confused me even more than disliking russia

look at this adorable man

look at how he doesnt give two fucks

do you see how awesome he is

even as an adorable little child

he laughs in the face of goddamn danger

he dun take none o yo shit

because china is awesome

got that

 

Posted 1 June 2012, 10 minutes ago | 521 notes | reblog this post
(originally yaosnonexistentmanhood / via hhhetalia)

kyoukinohana:

mmysbathotw:

abessinier:

The essence of being athorable

Reblogging because athorable is going in my vocabulary. 

^ My favorite

nikofag:

lintufriikki:

it’s thorsday again! ´u`

THORS-DAY BEST DAY 

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chibibun:

wenchman:

pyroh:

spamano-butt-sex:

【にょたりあ】無配のペーパー【西ロヴィーナ百合】 | krmr(ʃ❤ʅ ‾⊱◝ ) [pixiv] 

this is the only pic in the comic that’s somewhat okay. Afterwards, the boobs get really fucking scary. The characterizations are good, I really like fem!spain’s aggressive playful attitude.

and the prostitute nails omg gross

Aha! As my Roma once put it:


ouch.“ 

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(originally spamano-butt-sex / via hhhetalia)

dersepeixes:

as if any of my animations were good enough to match dirk’s cool

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(originally dersepeixes / via jakeurbate)
Sorry I don't treat you like a goddess - is that what you want me to do? Sorry I don't treat like you're perfect like all your little loyal subjects do. Sorry I'm not made of sugar and I'm not sweet enough for you. Is that why you always avoid me? That must be such an inconvenience to you. Well,

I'm just your problem.

It's like I'm not even a person. Am I?

I'm just your problem.

Well, I shouldn't have to justify what I do - I shouldn't have to prove anything to you. I'm sorry that I exist. I forget what landed me on your black list. But I shouldn't have to be the one that makes up with you.

❏ single ❏ taken ✓loki's army
-we have pasta!
War? No thanks-
"No pain,
no gain."
theme por affectingyou; com detalhes de decepcionar, abismopoetico e desesperancoso.